








Mayonoise rules! So whats not to like about it -Mayonaise may be the perfect food group, oil, eggs(and not that sissy health food white part-get rid of that), lemon, vinegar and salt. It has everything, I mean if you had to be stranded on an island take a jar of Mayo besides tasting great you can rub it on your skin to stay moisterized, use it as a suntan lotion, hair conditioner or grab a handful for those lonely nights!
Whatever you want to do with it Mayo delivers the goods- Great on burgers, fries, sandwiches, salads of all types and best of all it holds the crab together in a crab cake. So I run Hellmans against its only known competitors Kraft and Miracle Whip(also by Kraft) and see what happens. Ok so it is a mismatch I know but there always is a chance to be surprised.
As a special little tip cut some milk out of your mashed potatoes and use Hellmans Mayo-It is my dirty little secret and everyone loves it- Now you can to.